A little blackmail never looked so sexy…

The moan heard round the world—that’s what they’re calling me. I’m the toughest Press Secretary to ever stand behind the podium in the White House. The rumors are true, ice runs in my veins. Not a lot can shake me, if you know my family, you know why. I was raised by the New York elite and they make hungry sharks look happy and playful.

My life is carefully curated to be consumed by the public in the small doses I give them, having made my career in broadcast journalism. What should have been a fun night in Vegas, a time to cut loose and blow off some steam with the President’s sexy new Aide-de-Camp is now a sex tape I didn’t even know I had made is circling the internet, only I’m the only identifiable star of the show.

Everyday I face a room full of the Associate Press and they ask me to name the man in the video but I won’t. That’s not how I play.

I’m just as much a victim as he is but Ryan is mad at me. Life has taught me not to trust anyone, but when I need him, will Ryan rescue me?

Sometimes a knight doesn’t show up in shining armor, he’s videotaped wearing nothing at all…